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Don't Believe Everything You Read Online, Except For This

I've said it before and I'll say it again: there are far too many people in this world consumed by rage, desperate to resolve their problems in the most despicable ways imaginable. Despite it being crystal clear that this website *never* condones violence, intimidation, or any form of physical harm, we still see solicitations every day from people seeking to have others "unalived." Seriously, WTF is wrong with people?

It's baffling that despite the warnings, these dingbats keep sending in these absurd requests. But as long as the threats keep rolling in, I'll continue to respond accordingly, exposing the danger to those who may never have known they were at risk. There's no place for violence in this world, and anyone trying to use this platform for nefarious purposes is in for a rude awakening.

In the past few months alone, this site has been abused to submit over 40 threats—mass shootings, bombings, even links to child pornography—all of which have triggered responses from law enforcement. These threats have targeted individuals, voice actors, universities, law enforcement agencies, and elected officials. Just one of these offenses can land someone 10+ years in federal prison—trust me, nobody’s got time for that!

The so-called "masterminds" behind these submissions probably thought they were being slick, hiding behind VPNs and pseudonyms. But you left a trail—a breadcrumb you didn't even realize existed. Now, with the FBI investigating in seven major cities and knowing that each SWAT callout costs around $10k, your little game is about to hit a dead end. And let's be real: this isn't your first rodeo.

So buckle up—because you're about to get Error 404’d for a *very* long time.

~Guido
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We’re facing some tough financial challenges right now, and our budget is in the red. As we’ve mentioned before, covering our hosting fees and other operational costs has become increasingly difficult.

Even a small contribution can make a significant difference—potentially saving a life. Your support could help us discover and protect the next person at risk, rather than leaving them unseen and in danger. It’s a very real and frightening situation.

If you’re able to help, it’s truly appreciated. If not, that’s okay too. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out.

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